I have re-emerged to bring forth upon you my new masterpiece. I call it “What I Only Thought About When Watching Power Puff Girls Recently.”
Sam Spratt’s Print Giveaway
IN SLIGHTLY LESS SHORT: There will be 5 winners with prizes as follows:
1st PRIZE: (1 winner) Gilded Black Edition 3-pack: All 3 drippy golden masks are yours, all signed and inscribed. (Inscribed meaning I’ll write you a personal haiku about your eyebrows or whatever, I don’t care.)
2nd PRIZE: (2 winners) Pick O’ The Litter: Basically, almost any painting you see on www.samspratt.com you can get one signed and inscribed print of, a few example prints above.
3rd PRIZE: (2 winners) Any medium print from my standard store: Society6
Ships worldwide, will pick random winners in one week.
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of Grandaddy. Ever.
Can I go back to 2003 when I still liked new music? Shit, this was ten years ago. I am not getting old because I am already there.
"You can spoon me, but if you try to fork me I will knife you."
My girlfriend tells utensil jokes when she’s sleepy.
when Troy isn’t around. Childish Gambino should go on the backburner dude.
We Have Mice | Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
The landlord asks if we’ve seen ‘em
She’ll set traps, but i just spring ‘em
My roommates say we should kill them all
But they’ll stay up with me
The nights you never call
On those nights you never call